The Aviary Crib is simple, and could double as a cage for non-baby-people, but the website says it has no "corners of entrapment." I suppose that's reassuring to someone, but I find it disappointing.
The Baby Dear Crib is actually heart-shaped and comes in "Pastry Pink."
The Frette Crib is apparently the only crib on the market with a hand-forged iron dome. Cue my wicked laughter and the sound of metal snapping onto metal.
The Millennium Crib makes me wonder: have I become a crib fetishist?
3.28.2010
If Only They Were a Little Bigger...
From the desk of
Miss Violette Thorngate
at
18:34
On the matter of: adult baby, age play, bondage

